Diary of a man and his woodland

A blog about a man's dream to own a small woodland.


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The silence of the woods in August

Yesterday was a beautiful dry and sunny day at the woods. In fact too dry for too long now. The trees are starting to show signs of distress from a shortage and some of the leaves turning brown and dropping. My pond is just a sludge of decaying leaf matter. Partly my fault because I should have cleared as much of the leaves out as I could but lack of visits there this year has meant many of the maintenance jobs have been neglected. However, the wasps are loving that sludge. A source of water and material for nest building and although most people hate wasps, they are an important component of the ecology and a friend of gardeners. They help pollinate and eat many harmful pests.

I started the day by lighting a fire. There were some rotten wooden garden chair and table remains that were unsightly and I wanted to tidy them up. The easiest way was to burn them. I know that burning wood that has been varnished is not ideal but how else do I dispose of them? Our council has closed our recycling centre and even if I did take them to somewhere like that, how do they dispose of them? Incinerate probably. So I thought burning was my best option rather than letting them rot and pollute the ground. No perfect solution to the problem but it seemed the least harmful to me. Apologies to anyone who is offended by that. I don’t like it either but we are all polluting much worse than that every day in some way. I did have a couple of brews on the fire and enjoyed that.

The woods were incredibly quiet and hardly any birds to be seen. A wren and two crows were all I saw. At this time of year the birds go very quite. They are exhausted from the breeding season and also moulting which compromises their ability to fly, so they take a welcome break. This might have been a victim of that compromise. The remaining feathers of a predated wood pigeon. They appear to have been plucked out suggesting it was killed by a predatory bird.

Other jobs included loading up three trugs with firewood logs to finish filling my logstore at home and some more scything of my paths. The brambles have run riot in my absence and I need to be able to move around a little without getting constantly snagged and prickled. Tough and hot work but necessary. The other job was to net off a hazel stool from deer browsing. I had coppiced it in spring but didn’t have time to net it then. I thought I would have been back more frequently to do that but not so and the deer have eaten off the tops of all the new growth. It will recover but netting it will help. By now the new shoots would have been at least five feet high already. The long ones you can see are what I left on when I cut it back.

One of my woodland neighbours, who I haven’t seen for ages, was in his woods chilling out with his wife, making stew and bread over a fire. I had a walk over and spent some time catching up. It was so lovely to be sharing their company in this beautiful setting. I always like to take people to see mine but there is something unique and satisfying about being with other woodland owners who are equally caring and passionate about it. They kindly offered to share their food too but I had just eaten and was pretty full but thanks S. (I know you read this blog and your offer was much appreciated).

I hope to be back there soon and spend a night if the weather holds up enough. Not that I am purely a fair weather person but sitting around a fire at night in the pouring rain is not a great recipe, though not impossible. I once stayed over a few years ago. Had just got my fire going nicely for cooking over when the skies darkened, the wind blew up which told me a downpour was eminent. I fixed a tarp up to sit under and made a Heath Robinson contraption out of a wooden pallet to create a lean-to roof over my fire. The rain came down in a torrent. The fire hissed but stayed lit as I sat dry under the tarp. The experience was fantastic.


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A winter’s day to warm my heart

As you know my visits have been less frequent for the last few months due to storms and terrible hold-ups on the A1, meaning I will only go at weekends. I felt as though I was losing some of my connection with the woods and even wondering if I should give them up. Well yesterday restored my heart and my resolve. It was a bit windy but not enough to put me off and the weather forecast was good. I wanted to bring some logs home and finish off an ugly spoon I carved a couple of weeks ago. That was all I had in mind.

Firstly my usual walkabout to check for any damage. Nothing serious from the last storm, just some small dead branches. The logs were at the back of my original little ramshackle shelter with various bags and buckets dumped in front. So a good time to have a bit of a tidy up and take stock. A job I would not normally have time to do, so it was satisfying to have that luxury. Sometimes I am just hell bent on getting as much work done in the available time but occasionally it’s nice to kick back a bit and actually just enjoy the environment.

Time for coffee and a bit of spoon carving. The spoon was from a piece of spalted birch that I mentioned last time. I’d used a piece with a bend in it, thinking I was being clever and using the bend as the “crank”, the angle between bowl and handle. Because of this, the grain direction was haphazard making it hard to get smooth cuts without tearing it. It didn’t look too bad in the rather poor light of my cellar but in daylight looked terrible. Hence taking it to the woods to try to tidy up. It’s still not great but better than before. I shall just use it as a cooking spoon. It needs burnishing and oiling to finish completely. Taking inspiration from Edison, “I have just found another way not to make a nice spoon.”

Anyway it was therapeutic just sitting in the sun surrounded by nature. I had another walk and made mental plans for my next felling operations this winter. The top part of my woods is an uninspiring, very tall lanky sycamore plantation. It should have been thinned as they grew but hasn’t. Many of them are deformed due to squirrel damage or stunted due to over-competition, so my annual felling time is spent taking out the weakest ones and chopping up for firewood and sometimes carving an ugly spoon! My aim is to try to open some small areas to light so I can plant different species and create diversity. I have already done that in the top right corner and spotted an area in the other corner that would lend itself to that treatment. I would plant some resilient and relatively fast growing species such as cherry, hazel and birch. I will never see then come to maturity but it will set things in motion. There’s a quote, “A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know they shall never sit” (Greek proverb).

I was finished but just one more thing to do, to visit one of my neighbour pals who is also working to manage his wood for nature and diversity. I headed over and we had a nice chat while we watched numerous little birds swoop down to take food. He has had some gale damage and he showed me a huge ash tree that had snapped at the base. He will leave it as a feature and for nature to reclaim as it slowly decays and becomes a home to many organisms. Can’t wait for next visit. Maybe next weekend?


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Gorgeous sunny day, signs of spring

Hazel catkins – male flower

A cold clear morning yesterday, sun was out and there was a distinct but faint hint of spring. The woods were quite dry, the old leaves from autumn starting to get absorbed into the soil and there was a real clarity, partly because I had some new polarised distance glasses on! The polarising cuts reflections and saturates the colours which seems to bring things more alive somehow. There is much talk about mindfulness – being consciously aware of the present and your surroundings and how it helps our mental health. Well a pair of new glasses worn while walking around a beautiful winter woodland on a clear sunny morning doesn’t get any better than that.

As well as the hazel catkins, bluebells and Lords and Ladies are poking through. There were plenty of birds on my feeders and I heard a thrush singing. This gnarly sycamore trunk just had to be photographed.

My main jobs were to collect logs for home and cut up some of the trees I felled last visit. As it was such a still day and I had the chainsaw, I decided to take another three trees down. Two came down perfectly, one got hung up. I repeatedly under-cut it hoping it would fall out but it is still wedged in a fork and now hanging like a pendulum! A job for the winch next time. To say I have now felled over 100 sycamore trees in the plantation, you would hardly tell. Granted they are mainly small to medium diameter ones. The plantation has never been thinned since planting in the 1960s. Many are weakly or misshapen due to squirrel damage and will never make decent examples. By selective felling, it allows a little more light and nutrition for the remaining ones and hopefully improve their health. The extra light will help with ground cover species too.

Turkey tail fungi on dead stake.

One of my neighbours came to chat, then another two then another. It was like a meeting of the woodland clan, reporting back to each other on various forestry matters – plus a bit of gossip. Nice to connect. My camper van drew a few admiring comments too.

On Saturday I went to a local timber suppliers near home who mill trees into planks. They had a sale and open day. There were various individual small businesses with stalls selling or demonstrating skills. I met up with a spoon carver who I’d met a while ago. He’s hoping to start a spoon carving club and I would love to be part of it. For the last nine months my creative juices have dried up but I’m starting to get the urge to do some woodworking again. I bought a gorgeous little eating spoon from him. He’s also invited me to see his workshop and have a chat and cuppa tea. Good things to come.

Spectacles are for scale. I believe the wood is cherry.

I’ll leave you with this lovely hazel stool enjoying the winter sun.


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Some welcome sunshine at the woods

After weeks of grey, wet and dreary weather, the sun came out yesterday and it makes such a difference at this time of year. My general mood is low these days but a day at the woods raises it for a while and the added bonus of sunshine was very welcome. A few weeks ago I felled a small diameter tall sycamore with a bow saw. I liked the idea but it didn’t cut well and after some research decided to buy a new one and give it another go. It was a big improvement. I picked what looked like an easy tree to fell but as per usual, it got hung up. A bigger heavier tree would have just brushed it’s way through the small branches that were holding it back. A rope around it and a pull sideways dislodged it straight away and it fell where I wanted it. I cut it into manageable lengths and carried it back to my base where I will use the chainsaw to cut into firewood sized logs at a later date.

It’s the middle one and you can see it’s snagged on the left hand one. The rope around it was then tied as tight as I could to another tree to the right, preventing it slipping down, then a couple of tugs to get it swinging and it was out.

It was time for a brew and I had intended using the camper stove for the first time. I’d brought a tin of soup for lunch and intended heating that on the stove too. I couldn’t get it to light, wondered if I wasn’t using it correctly. So what I should have done a long time ago, was check that there was actually any gas in the bottle! I had assumed there was and you know what assume does – it makes an ass out of u and me. Being in the woods meant I had other options but if I’d headed off somewhere for a trip and a hot lunch I would have been snookered. So it was a good exercise and a lesson in preparation. Lighting a fire is always a treat anyway!

Apart from a cheeky wren shouting at me and a robin that followed me around while logging, I saw nobody, but I never feel alone when in the woods. I am surrounded by life who I consider to be my allies. I’ve said it before, I become a component part of the woods, I am of the woods, an equal, no more no less than the rest be it a mighty beech tree, a millipede or a tiny mushroom. We are all connected across the whole planet yet mankind has, on the whole, disconnected and forgotten, placing himself above it and damaged and poisoned it. Watching a tiny bird foraging for food reminds me how we should be, just take enough for our needs and look after it. That’s my role in this tiny patch of earth, to do my best to look after it.

Apart from taking a few logs home I had no other jobs planned for the day so I spent some time just walking around, observing and letting the energy of the woods recharge me. A few more photos of this beautiful place –

A flock of gulls gently circled above me, mesmerising and peaceful in the autumn sun.

Two trees hanging onto a few leaves, glowing in the sun.

Gorgeous colours of sycamore and lime leaves among the brown oak and beech

Rosie Bonnet fungi


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A lovely day with friends and soup

Yesterday was a special day, meeting a close friend and his new lady Christine. The weather was perfect, mild and sunny with hardly a whisper of a breeze. The nature treat this time was seeing a barn owl land on a wall by the side of the road as I drove to the woods. As you can see the Wood Anemones are almost in full bloom. The next week or two will see them even more profuse, then they will die back, including the leaves and you will not even know they are there until next spring. I arrived earlier than them and trying to be a good host, cleared the path to the camp of brambles, cleaned and inspected the composting toilet seat and lit a fire ready for a brew. We started with fresh coffee and cake and spent most of the day just chatting and showing Christine around.

Meet my new ornament for the shelter. For some reason I have become a bit interested in animal skulls. I already have the ram’s skull, donated by my pal and he kindly acquired this roe deer skull for me. I don’t know what happened to the nose, it looks like it had been burned. There was also a round hole at the back, suggesting it had been shot. I don’t like the idea of shooting animals but I accept that it goes on. Sometimes for culling (keeping their numbers down), sometimes for meat and often just for sport. The last reason goes totally against the grain. Getting satisfaction from killing an animal purely for sport is anathema to me.

I left my guests to have a wander around while I prepared lunch. It was a sort of veggie minestrone soup based on the recipe my daughter had concocted for us when she visited earlier in the year. I cooked it the day before, minus the macaroni pasta which was thrown into the pot as it heated and simmered over the fire for 15 minutes. A nice bread roll to go with it and job done. Sorry no photos, I was too engrossed in trying to get it right to think about them. Now, as I’ve said before, I’m not a very experienced or confident chef so there was some slight nervousness on my part. Well my guests were over the moon about it and my pal, who trained and worked as a chef, gave me an 11 out 10 score. Wowee!

There’s not much more to tell as it was a very personal day but it’s fair to say we all enjoyed it very much. They left a while before me and I had the urge just to lie down on the dry spring floor, look up at the sky between the trees and just soak in the beauty of the place and be thankful.


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Mainly working on the shelter

Apologies for the blurred image but I wanted to show you what greeted me yesterday as I drove up the ride. This grassy section is underneath some electric cables and is kept mown for easy access for the utility company. There were two roe deer (possibly male and female, as one was much bigger than the other). When they heard my car they stopped in their tracks and fixed their eyes on me. I stopped too and grabbed my camera and just managed to get this shot of the male. A nice start to my day which was going to be a busy but satisfying one. I wanted to finish the little log store extension on my shelter. I got busy straight away and this is how it looks.

Next job was to tidy up where the old shelter stood. There was a pile of logs covered with an old tarp. Some were too rotten and went to make a deadwood pile. It will be a home to a myriad of creatures and fungi. The best were sawn and stacked in my new store. Hard work but immensely satisfying.

The buzzards were calling and wheeling above me again. I tried to get some photos but the auto-focus on my camera wouldn’t lock onto them through the trees. I had a few other small jobs to do then broke for lunch. I sat by the bird feeders and enjoyed seeing all the small birds diving in and taking food. Two long-tailed tits climbed inside the squirrel-proof cage that holds some fat balls. They must be one of the cutest little birds we have. A robin perched patiently close by. They seem content to just take one or two seeds, then sit nearby and sing,

The trees still look quite stark but spring is well on it’s way.

Bluebells and wood anemones are emerging and in a few weeks will carpet the floor. Insects will emerge and transform my shelter into a mosquito hotel. I looked in the pond which was full of dead leaves. I was going to remove as much as possible but noticed they were homes to numerous small creatures. I couldn’t bring myself to do it so it will have to remain as a smelly rotting leaf pool. This last photo is wild garlic (also known as ramsons) and I love this plant. It’s just coming through but before long will be thick and lush and smelling like a woodland in spring should.


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A special visitor and a cheeky robin

Yesterday I had arranged to meet a new friend at the woods – Michael . In September I did a two day course to build a spring pole lathe. It’s a traditional foot powered machine which dates back many centuries and is mainly used for turning cylindrical shaped items from green unseasoned timber. It’s something I wanted so that I could make some nice products from some of the trees I am felling. On the course I met a very nice guy who also loves nature and craft work and we seemed to hit it off, so we kept in touch. He had shown a lot of interest in my woods and asked if he could visit sometime. So that’s just what we did.

It was only just getting light when I pulled up and before I opened the car door, the friendly robin hopped towards it. I was better prepared to feed it this time. I had filled a small tin with bird food to keep in my pocket so I could quickly take advantage of the moment when the robin appeared. It’s confidence grows each week and it flew onto my hand with no hesitation. This time instead of just grabbing a piece and taking it to a safe place to eat, it stayed on my hand and ate several.

I lit a fire and prepared for my visitor’s arrival. After a brew and a catch up chat I took Michael on a tour of my woods. He’s a regular reader of this blog so he was fascinated to see some of the features I have written about. We had a walk around part of the wider woods and chatted to a couple of other owners before heading back to revive the fire where I cooked veggie sausage and eggs over the fire to make sandwiches.

Below, Horsehoof Fungus growing on dead birch.

I love showing people around, especially when they take a genuine interest. We talked about lots of subjects, sharing some personal stories and feelings. Michael really seemed to have engaged with the woods asking many questions which I am always happy to answer. I gave him some pieces of timber to take home and am looking forward to seeing what he eventually makes with it.  We eventually parted ways both having had a lovely time at the woods and I’m sure there will be a return visit next Spring.

At the end of the day as I was packing up, I left the car boot open for a few minutes. When I returned to it, there was a panicky fluttering inside the car and the robin shot out. The cheeky little bugger had gone in to investigate!

I’ll leave you with my latest compilation of animal video clips.

 


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Autumn at it’s best, a surprise, time in my shelter, cooking

The early morning drive down to the woods yesterday was bathed with the beautiful golds and yellows of autumn trees. This year is one of the best I have ever seen for colours. In another week or two it will all be gone, so I was glad to have been able to see mine at it’s best yet. The best colours are to be seen on the beech, oak and hazel. I stepped out of the car and all was silent apart from three nearby wrens tick-tick-ticking away at each other.

I could hardly wait to check my trail cam in it’s newest location. There were 33 captures and the first half looked disappointing –  grey squirrels or blanks. Then a surprise – muntjac deer. These small deer are not native to the UK, originating in Asia and introduced here around 1900. Apparently they are thriving and on our hit list of undesirables and can be very damaging. They are cute though and for me, quite a thrill to see them in my woods. The second to last clip on the video shows a pair so there may be some more before long!

I wanted to finish the guttering on the shelter. I had left it with a temporary, leaky fix on the down pipe. I took a peak in the water butt, expecting a small amount of water and was amazed that it was half full already. It wasn’t long before more rain came and confined me to the inside of the shelter. I hadn’t expected any rain but was happy to spend time making a few homely additions (some hooks and a hanging rail) and making some bodgers’ mallets from some oak logs. They are handy for helping split small firewood, chiselling or knocking wedges in when felling. The shelter is looking more workmanlike now with a good supply of dry logs for some warming, wintry fires.

I had decided to build my culinary skills using the rocket stove and cook an omelette. Quite adventurous for me, I am not renown for my cooking and omelette is something I repeatedly fail at, even at home. It always sticks but my dear wife has shown me the correct way, so I was keen have a go. It was to be mushroom and black olive omelette (I like odd combinations) and I set about skillfully preparing my vegetables, lighting the fire and mixing the egg. I nearly ruined it at this stage. I had some small sachets of salt and pepper. I opened the salt and poured half in, then opened the second sachet and started to dump the whole contents in, only to realise that the pepper looked suspiciously like another salt packet. Whoa, I just managed to stop half way. So I fried off the mushrooms and olives then poured the egg in. I have repeatedly said how wonderful the cast iron skillets are at not sticking. They are as smooth and slippery as Donald Trump. Well not this time! I have just created a new egg dish – “scramlette”. A cross between scrambled egg and omelette. I have also decided it will be the last time I will try this particular delight. Judge for yourself and if you like the look I can give you the recipe and method.

Mushroom frying, so far so good.

Eggs in, not looking too bad.

Yikes – “scramlette”. It tasted ok though a bit salty!

Let’s get back to something I can do – showing you my woodland in it’s autumn glory. I’ll leave you with some of the best images.

 

 


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meeting some neighbours

Had a great time this visit. Met two very nice couples who share a plot in the same wood. It was reassuring to know there are others like myself, who are passionate about their woodland and that we are not actually mental, for wanting to own a woodland! Nice to see their wood and what they have done. They have owned it for a year now and have built a composting loo, and a nice rustic bench to sit around and drink coffee etc.

It was a hot sunny day again and I tried to take it a bit easy. I hacked my way through some more brambles along my border. Nearly there now. The fat balls I hung for the birds last time were no where to be seen. I did find one ripped net and some broken string so I guess those pesky squirrels had them away. One of the birds nest boxes I fitted is now occupied by a dozen or so earwigs! Interesting to see how quickly the ground cover is springing up in the sunny area where I cut back the heavy bramble and bracken to form a path. I took a walk through the sycamore stand which consists of tall thin stems planted about 35-40 years ago. Many are weak and struggling to break the canopy, some badly formed, some dead or dying. I earmarked a few as definite candidates for felling once I get planning permission on the TPO.

Lastly I took the time to amble through the overgrown mixed species compartment at the south of the wood. It was so nice just to wander about, looking closely at what is there, taking stock a little and looking for possible pruning or felling to open it up a little to the light. There are some lovely big stems of ash, beech, oak, sycamore and fair amount of coppiced hazel understory. I felt full and satisfied and really had to tear myself away when it was home time. Can’t wait to get back in next time.

door to the secret garden


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A hot day at the woods

I arrived about 9.30 yesterday and after a period of almost three weeks, I couldn’t wait to get back. It was very warm and sunny and as I stepped out of the car and into the woods, the feeling of joy of being in my own woods was overwhelming. I set up my day camp and got the tools out ready and made a mug of coffee. This time I took a folding camping chair. I found that relying on a log to sit on discouraged me from relaxing and just enjoying the place without the constant urge to work. I had a short “reccie” around and found that, apart from a little more growth and more molehills, nothing much had changed. More birds were evident this time, they must like the sun too!

I had a list of little jobs to do and achieved about 75% of them. My daughter had given me a pot-grown hazel plant so planting that was top priority. How to find the right spot though? I know they are often grown under bigger trees to encourage light-seeking straight growth but until it gets established with new roots into the earth, I thought a more open spot where rain might reach it was a good idea. I found a nice spot close to my day camp, cleared area of weeds and planted it. I made a sort of brash hedge around it to discourage any browsing deer. My first planting in my new woods. A small toad appeared and try as I might to photograph it, it was too quick for me.

The bird nest box I installed last time seemed to catch too much sun so I moved that around to a better position. I had made three more boxes – one more for tits and two for wrens and robins. They need to be lower to the ground and well hidden so I fitted one to a small tree close by and stacked some deadwood around it. The other one I placed in a dense part of the sycamore stand. I’d bought some fatballs for the birds and hung those up in various areas. Next visit, I’ll see if any have been eaten.

More hacking at brambles to find my boundary posts was also the order of the day. I found several raspberry canes growing amongst it and was rewarded with a handful of ripe berries for my labour. I eventually tore myself away, hot and exhausted but a very satisfied man. Despite the hard work, my muscles feel remarkably ache-free today. Starting to get fitter?

first planting - a hazel

first planting – a hazel